Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Hello, my name is Sarah and it's been 2 hours since I read a book!

Welcome to your first ORA (Obsessive Readers Anon.) Meeting! Let me start with an introduction:

Hello, My name is Sarah and it's been 2 hours since I read a book!

I've been obsessively reading since I was 3. It really went downhill for me when I won the school-wide Read-A-Thon in Third Grade. The obsession to win, and read 300 books in a month got the best of me and I haven't looked back since!

I start a book innocently enough . . . reading the first chapter at the library, while waiting for my children to find their books. As I sit on the couch I think, Oh, this book is delicious and I can savor it over the next few weeks . . . no headaches attached!

But then, it turns ugly. I read on the way home, AT THE STOP LIGHTS, with people honking and yelling in the cars behind me! People can be so ugly and hard-hearted to us readers! Then, I prop the book up, while I cook dinner (sometimes I sweet talk my 9-year-old genius child into cooking, so I can read in my room), and then, when 7:30pm comes . . . my dear husband reads scriptures and prays with the kids and then tucks them in, while I sit in the bath and read.

And then the book is finished, and I've had to add 10 gallons of hot water, over the next 6 hours, while I prune and read.

And it's 2am.

And I can't function the next morning, and Damian knows why, so he gets up quietly (How many of you have had book HANGOVERS?) and gets the kids off to school.

And my 4-year-old plays quietly because he knows Mommy is too tired to play and has a headache, because she read a book all night.

This is not healthy. And I know it. And I have to gain some control over the books that are taking over my life. If you can understand the obsession of reading, or if you have had book hangovers, please, be my support group. Let me know I'm not the only crazy one!

8 comments:

Elaine Goold said...

Oh my poor little girl to have inherited this sad obsession from your mother! I'm so sorry! Yes, I totally understand a book hangover. Here's an idea. I get books on CDs from the library and only listen to them when I drive or when I'm out WALKING!!! I get exercise and I get to "read" at the same time. Some people I know go to the gym and listen while they walk on a treadmill, or they even take the book and read while on the treadmill.

Love you, Mom

Lana said...

Hi Sarah! Welcome to the 12 step program :)

It's good to be a reader. Reading in the car is a bit dicey and something I try and limit to quiet back roads but the rest I am with you on girl!

Leslie said...

You are hilarious!! You need books on tape when you are driving!

Paul Levie said...

great obsession, let me know when you get pulled over and the officer asks have you been drinking and the only thing you can do is hold up the book and hope that he has ORA also. love in it

utmommy said...

At least, it's not an eating obsession!

I try to read only when the kiddos are busy. Otherwise, my house would be a disaster, we would eat cereal for dinner every day, we would have no clean close, catch the pattern?

KristiCollins said...

It's official! Sarah has the best blogspot I've ever read. I was rockin' to the music, making promises to come back and write down your shelf list of favorite reads, and laughing out loud at your kids freakishly ugly teeth! Anyone who lists "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!" as one of their favorite books too, is most definitely one of my BFF's! I have dreams you know...

Andrea said...

Hello, I thought I was the only one who would read for six straight hours in the tub. I try to only add water about once an hour, and by the time I am out I am colder than when I got in. During the day I promise the kids I will make lunch in 20 min, but I am really hoping inside that they will forget, and give me 40 min instead.

gooldylocks said...

i got over this same problem by stopping reading books altogether read the miracle of forgiveness by spencer w. kimball, he teaches that like all bad habits reading must be quit at once no weening off of it or any of that sissy crap. you have to just stop all at once. you can't be like the smoker who says only two cigarettes today, you have to have no cigarettes ever because you are giving yourself lung cancer sarah. haha im bored and briana is having a dinner party with italians so i dont understand them so i am gonna read all your blogs hahaha (diabolical laughter) love you hon love eric