Thursday, September 4, 2008

New Tricks (and Ex-Friends)!!

I have been wanting to learn some new blogging tricks. I asked the smartest woman in the world Blog Guru, LANA , to teach me her tricks . . .

WOW!! Did you see that? I can cross things out and I can make LINKS! I am now the second smartest woman in the world Blog Guru Wanna-Be!!

Now I can reference that picture of me in a swimsuit, flexing my gigantic biceps in 1992, anytime I want. Be forewarned.

And I can cross people off my List of Friends because they haven't commented on my blog in two weeks!!

List of Friends (AND Ex-Friends):
Amy L
Angel S
Anna N
Anna W (Your house flooded, so it's OK)
Annie T
Andrea S
Alisha M
Allison N
Amber H
Ambyr N (being cute doesn't make you exempt!)
Beca M
Becca P
Becky H
Beka H
Briana G (UR planning a wedding, but need U2!)
Cameo S
Cherie T (Where are you?) FOUND!!
Christina L
Christine I
Christy D (You comment on Tiff's blog & I'm jealous!)
Damian I (husbands aren't exempt from STRIKE OUT!)
Danielle B
Diane Z
Eric G (Baby Brother, GET ON IT!)
Elaine G
Emily H
Jared I
Jenny L
Jonathan G (You too, Other Brother!)
Hillary B (You did Emma's hair, I forgive you!)
Kari C
Kari H
Kaycee C
Kelly R
Kim J
Kirsten T THX 4 UR COMMENT (It's about time!)
Kristy S (Just b/c you're preggers, don't forget me!)
Kristi C
Krystal W
Lana U
Leslie A
Magui J
Mandy W(I miss U, come back 2 me!) SHE'S BACK!
Mary J
Michael G (One more slacker BROTHER!)
Michael L
Michelle W
Natalie A (Can you even check blogs on missions?)
Paul G (What's up with these Brothers of mine?)
Shane Z
Stacey K
Stephanie C
Sue Q
Tamara E
Tea I
Valerie D
Virgie C

Now, just so you know . . . I am not a mean-spirited, vindictive person. But if I have blackmail photos of you in the 7th grade, I WILL USE THEM, so you'd better stay on my good side.

And a special note to my 4 brothers (my 5th is on a mission, he doesn't count): Guys, this blog makes me feel closer to you than ever before. I will break out your naked baby photos if I don't get some comment satisfaction!

20 comments:

Lana said...

very good pad-1, you have learned the ways of the force well. Strike out and link with reckless abandon!

Kirsten said...

What!? Not even a comment by my name? Even though we are getting skinny together, eh? At least I am on the list. I am grateful . . . so grateful.!!! How do you strike out the line anyway.

Amber said...

Teach me, teach me!!!

YOu scared me so I figure to stay on your good side I'd better comment. :)

Have a great day Sarah!!!

Cherie said...

I STILL COME TO YOUR BLOG MOST DAYS TO GET MY FIX, AND THE GIRLS LOVE TO SEE THEIR OLD FRIENDS HAVING ALL THE FUN THAT THEY MISS SO MUCH, THEN THEY ALWAYS ASK "WHEN ARE WE MOVING BACK??!!!!"
I'LL COMMENT MORE OFTEN IF IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD!

utmommy said...

Wow! Very impressive:)

Kelly said...

I'll do anything to avoid seeing my name with a line through it. Public humiliation is just low!
:-)

Krystal said...

Wow! You have a lot of friends...and it looks like actually most of them left comments in the past two weeks. (Just looking on the bright side!) So, are you going to tell us how to strike out the line?

Mandy said...

As always Sarah you crack me up. I will certainly comment more - if you promise to share your strike out skills. Impressive.

Elaine Goold said...

Wow! You are one scarey woman!! You emailed me that you yelled at me on your blog today, but I don't think you did - I don't see a line through my name! Jeez Louise, get it right, girl!!!

Anonymous said...

That is so not fair -- you can't just brag about something like how to cross out words on a blog and NOT tell the rest of us! I mean, gosh, you recognized me as one of your few and faithful, and you can't even reward my loyalty with a simple tip? Come on, Sarah, I want to be cool like you!

Krystal said...

I was just checking back to see if you shared your strike out skills yet...no luck. By the way...don't you need to update the ages of Rachel and Katrina on your side bar? I thought they had their birthdays already. :)

Andrea said...

I sure don't want to make you mad!! Glad to be on the nice list. Are you going to strike out your kids if they don't give you 2.7 hugs per day? Teach me please so I can find reasons to cross people off.

Anonymous said...

whew! not on the naughty list!!

http://bobbysmommy05.wordpress.com

Lance and Kim said...

Kim J better be a different Kim J! You crack me up. i want to learn too.

Lance and Kim said...

Okay so I LOOKED BACK AND REALIZED I WAS NOT PART OF THE CROSSED OUT LISTS--THANKS! I GUESS I WEAS JUST FEELING INSECURE

Unknown said...

Who can keep from commenting...you keep us so entertained! Love it Sarah!

Paul Levie said...

vicious, I have already posted naked kid photos of myself on my blog so bring it on. I had one there about a haircut while I was bucked naked and getting a buzz. So lets see if you can do any worse.

Unknown said...

I'm sorry if you're jealous of the comments. I read your blog all the time, but I don't comment on everything. Besides, Tiffany just had a BABY! That's commentable. Pictures of strike outs aren't normally commentable...except that I've been struck out. How sad.

Here I am, seeking approval after I've been ditched. How pitful that is! ;)

I'm here. Really. Honestly. Always. But, for a person known to be as lippy as I am...it's odd to be found here to be too quiet! I'll try to find the middle ground, the road less traveled, the backwoods bog some how! I'll have to go look for it in all those (anti-Texas) Alaska blogs you've posted! ;P

Cynthia said...

Sarah, your blog is great! Continue to stay up late nights, or whatever it takes to keep it up!! I am staying up late nights to read it at Krystal's, because Kreg gets sad if I don't give him my undivided attention when he gets hove from work. LOL
xoxo

Cynthia said...

BTW I'm a newbie to reading blogs, and commenting too, so I hope that is why I'm not on your friends list! Love ya