Monday, January 28, 2008

Are these all YOURS?

Do you ever get asked:
Haven't you heard of Birth Control?
Are you done YET?
Is your husband going to take another wife?

I have an answer! (harmonica accompaniment is optional:)

Mother of five,
Wife, just the one,
Could you be any ruder?
Yes, we are DONE!!

1 comment:

The deVilleneuves said...

I have another one..."Haven't you ever heard of 'family planning'?" To which I reply, "Yes, but I'm only 1/2 way through MY PLAN!" Seriously, if they ask, they wouldn't 'get' the answer...kinda like expensive items..."If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it." I'm thankful for each of my children, as I know you are for yours. How sad others don't understand the blessings that children are!