Funniest Joke I've Ever Heard!

At our Ward (congregation) Campout last summer, my 7 year-old niece got up in front of the campfire and told some jokes. This was one she told and I laughed my head off. Hopefully you haven't heard it. But if so, picture Miss Bosom BFF telling the joke with her lisp and you'll love it again! I'm not sure if it REALLY is the funniest joke EVER, but her delivery made it PRICELESS! Tomorrow is her 8th Birthday and I want her to know I love her so much!

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. One day, they were eating lunch together.

The Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed,' Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The Blonde Guy opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The Blonde Guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have give n him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.'