Free Husband on Craigs List

Damian forwarded me a link a few months ago, to something he saw posted on Craigs List. I copied it and was glad later that I did. Apparently, is is illegal to try and sell your Husband online. This woman's posting had been removed a few hours after I saw it online!!

Free

Unmotivated

Middle-Aged Husband

I am sure there is someone

who would be interested in my husband.
He is easy on the eyes, has all his teeth

and comes with an impressive wardrobe.
His needs are few

but they just aren't anything

I am able to keep up with anymore,

as I am doing all the chores now.
Wear something sexy,

feed him a decent dinner nightly

while he reclines in front of

his home theater with surround sound.
He will mow the lawn once a week

and he loves going to the movies.
If you expect more then this man is not for you.
No rehoming fee -

I am keeping the home theater though.
Please be patient in my getting back to you

as I am in the lower forty

working in the orchard

or garden, or painting the shed.

And no trades!

All Kidding aside, if you didn't see the wedding photos of my brother's yesterday, scroll down and check them out!!

Be prepared for Disneyland shots, soon. . . We start bright and early tomorrow at the HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!!